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One night she asked me to tell her a bedtime story
“One night she asked me to tell her a bedtime story. And I started telling her this long story about Finnegan the Moose. Finnegan was a very dignified moose. But one day a crazy goose named Reginald came and sat on his head. Reginald was a very exciting goose. She was always making bold proclamations, and suggesting crazy adventures, and her tongue was always hanging out of her mouth. Finnegan would always do whatever Reginald suggested. And he’d pretend that he understood her even when she didn’t make sense. Because before Reginald landed on his head, Finnegan’s life was a little boring. It wasn’t a bad life. It was a normal moose life. He just hadn’t met his best friend yet. And he didn’t even know she was out there.”
“I thought we were just going to hang out at his sister’s place today, but when I got there, Jim wasn’t there. But his sister gave me an envelope and told me that Jim was waiting for me at the place where we saw The Nutcracker. But when I got to the theater, only Jim’s parents were there. But they gave me another envelope and told me that Jim was waiting for me at our favorite coffee shop. But when I got to the shop, only MY parents were there. But they gave me another envelope and told me that Jim was
waiting for me at the place where we first went row boating. And when I got here, Jim was here. And he gave me one last envelope. And I opened all four envelopes and it said: ‘Will,’ ‘You,’ ‘Marry,’ ‘Me!’”
“One night she asked me to tell her a bedtime story. And I started telling her this long story about Finnegan the Moose. Finnegan was a very dignified moose. But one day a crazy goose named Reginald came and sat on his head. Reginald was a very exciting goose. She was always making bold proclamations, and suggesting crazy adventures, and her tongue was always hanging out of her mouth. Finnegan would always do whatever Reginald suggested. And he’d pretend that he understood her even when she didn’t make sense. Because before Reginald landed on his head, Finnegan’s life was a little boring. It wasn’t a bad life. It was a normal moose life. He just hadn’t met his best friend yet. And he didn’t even know she was out there.”
“I thought we were just going to hang out at his sister’s place today, but when I got there, Jim wasn’t there. But his sister gave me an envelope and told me that Jim was waiting for me at the place where we saw The Nutcracker. But when I got to the theater, only Jim’s parents were there. But they gave me another envelope and told me that Jim was waiting for me at our favorite coffee shop. But when I got to the shop, only MY parents were there. But they gave me another envelope and told me that Jim was
waiting for me at the place where we first went row boating. And when I got here, Jim was here. And he gave me one last envelope. And I opened all four envelopes and it said: ‘Will,’ ‘You,’ ‘Marry,’ ‘Me!’”
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